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  1. Ficxa 479

    Ficxa 479 Porn Star

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    May anybody restart voice thread, wonna hear you folks . and miss Annie.
     
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  2. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Seriously - is anybody really impressed when they meet someone new and ask what they do and they tell you they're a Barista?
    I mean, there's nothing wrong with that - it's fine until you're say 20 - 23, or maybe when you're out of college, but it's a fancy term for something that is not really a 'profession'.

    Oh yes, I know someone will argue about that, but face it - making and serving coffee is not on the level of a doctor, attorney or CPA.
     
  3. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Well, but as long as you impress yourself .....
     
  4. FuntimeFla

    FuntimeFla Porn Star

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    Do Spiders get pissed off when you walk through their shit, get tangled up in the cobweb and rip it down, then broom it into oblivion?
     
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      Speaking of spiders...this morning when I went to my kitchen sink I saw just the black tips (less than a 1/4") of 4 legs moving and I'm assuming it was a spider trying to get out...I just turned the water on and hopefully it went down the sink. I wasn't in the mood to deal with a big spider just before leaving for work.
       
      Lioness, Jul 20, 2021
    3. FuntimeFla
      Itsy Bitsy Spider crawled up the water spout!
       
      FuntimeFla, Jul 20, 2021
    4. FuntimeFla
      Itsy Bitsy Spider crawled up the water spout!
       
      FuntimeFla, Jul 20, 2021
    5. Lioness
      Good one! But it didn't look much like itsy bitsy though...
       
      Lioness, Jul 20, 2021
    6. FuntimeFla
      Your in one of the Carolina's , if I recall correctly, could have been a Palmetto bug?
       
      FuntimeFla, Jul 21, 2021
  5. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    It’s weird when people who never post pics complain about other people’s pics. And they never make their own threads but bitch about other threads. :rolleyes:
     
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    1. FuntimeFla
      Never complained about your pic, that is one really nice ass staring me in the face !
       
      FuntimeFla, Jul 19, 2021
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    2. FuntimeFla
      the real question is: When can I fondle it with permission?
       
      FuntimeFla, Jul 19, 2021
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    3. latecomer91364
      Maybe it's because they're ugly and never have anything original to say?

      Oh... and mean and stupid...
       
      latecomer91364, Jul 20, 2021
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    4. Cherrypop
      :hilarious:
       
      Cherrypop, Jul 20, 2021
  6. ncsubcd6997

    ncsubcd6997 Porn Star

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    Whatever shit you do for a Klondike bar, does a pack of Mentos and a well timed smile count as a get out of jail free card?
     
    1. FuntimeFla
      Not unless I'm poking what you are showing !
       
      FuntimeFla, Jul 19, 2021
  7. Purdyperdita

    Purdyperdita Porno Junky

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    I wonder if a handsome chap will arrive in my bedroom with a large leaf to fan me as I sleep tonight. It’s so very hot.
     
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      I'll make you a deal Toy, I have Plaintain's look like Banana's Both are technically berries despite looking like trees with fruit ! I cannot exactly say
       
      FuntimeFla, Jul 20, 2021
    3. FuntimeFla
      Generally speaking , it is at least a couple years, at least with mine.
       
      FuntimeFla, Jul 20, 2021
    4. FuntimeFla
      I'm gonna beat you to it Toy ! I already have the leafs ! I'll sell them for " how bad do you want them to fan her with" 100 bucks sounds like a deal !!
       
      FuntimeFla, Jul 20, 2021
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      Let's do it! Ummm....what kinda buck Funtime? Kudu, Impala, Springbok?
       
      1 Toy Maker, Jul 20, 2021
    6. FuntimeFla
      American, Blue Benjamin $100 Paper of the realm !
       
      FuntimeFla, Jul 21, 2021
  8. 1 Toy Maker

    1 Toy Maker Kuns og Kram Smukke Love once found never lost

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    How do you get an alert from a person that you don't know, have never seen before, has only 5 posts in 2019?
     
    1. submissively speaking
      This feels like a trick question. :laugh:

      I dunno, how?
       
    2. 1 Toy Maker
      I'm still guessing myself.
       
      1 Toy Maker, Jul 19, 2021
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    3. conroe4
      Somebody liked you? Had to be a newbie. LOL
       
      conroe4, Jul 19, 2021
    4. 1 Toy Maker
      Lol, No one's that hard up.
       
      1 Toy Maker, Jul 19, 2021
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  9. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    It's vodka tonic time
    It's vodka tonic time
    No histrionic rhyme
    It's vodka tonic time!

    A little song I just made up.
     
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      Well you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here !
       
      FuntimeFla, Jul 20, 2021
  10. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Sitting outside and I don't know if I'm getting bitten by mosquitoes or just itchy from being outside
     
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      Must be some meth in that weed? Meth makes people think bugs are biting them!
       
      FuntimeFla, Jul 21, 2021
  11. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Not in the mood to pack for Friday's trip. Maybe I can put if off for a few more days.
     
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    2. FuntimeFla
      Now you being a woman, you will want to take far more shit then necessary ! As a man I never pack more than a couple changes of clothes beyond 4 days, Family has washers and dryers ! Ladies, you are not moving ? Limit your packing !!
       
      FuntimeFla, Jul 21, 2021
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      But what if I end up needing something I didn't pack? lol
       
      deegenerate, Jul 21, 2021
    4. FuntimeFla
      BUY IT WHEN YOU NEED IT ! Otherwise you didn't need it!
       
      FuntimeFla, Jul 21, 2021
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    5. FuntimeFla
      That also helps realign the "Needed Priorities" Cant take everything when traveling!
       
      FuntimeFla, Jul 21, 2021
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    6. deegenerate
      Ok, I am going to get on it and pack this afternoon!
       
      deegenerate, Jul 21, 2021
  12. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    I'm out of whiskey, pot and beer and I'm outside, gotta go inside and come back outside, that sucks, might as well pee
     
    1. FuntimeFla
      Well you could recycle your whiskey !
       
      FuntimeFla, Jul 20, 2021
  13. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    I'll be damned if I can find the post now.
    @Dearelliot asked about cutting plexiglass. They make a tool for that, brother.
    Just score it on each side and snap it.
    Using a Jigsaw/Sabersaw will melt the edges unless you keep the speed really low.
     
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      I’ve cut quite a bit of polystyrene and polycarbonate sheet, one trick is to do all cutting while the factory masking is still on the piece. If not, use wide masking tape in both sides, cutting through the tape. The masking helps keep the cut material from rebonding.
      Slow speeds and fine tooth blades also help.
       
      tenguy, Jul 20, 2021
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    3. Ficxa 479
      Man i apritiate your knolage l though mostly hire a servis
       
      Ficxa 479, Jul 20, 2021
    4. Dearelliot
      Many of us grew up in families that did the work themselves, plumbing, electric woodwork, maintenance on appliances....etc. And besides hiring is quite expensive and usually not necessary.
       
      Dearelliot, Jul 20, 2021
    5. Dearelliot
      So the funny thing is drilling into plexi the metal drills are on a different angle..so I should buy a plexi drill bit...but then one day I'll go nuts trying to drill metal with it
       
      Dearelliot, Jul 20, 2021
    6. tenguy
      The bradpoint forsner type bits work pretty good, I recently drilled 16 - 3/16” holes 1/2” from the edge of 1/4” plexiglass with no problems
       
      tenguy, Jul 20, 2021
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  14. Sweetpassion

    Sweetpassion Pink gum drops.

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    If you think about something. How long before it becomes a after thought?
     
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      About 3 days later, by then it's too late, and memory and self ass kick sets in !
       
      FuntimeFla, Jul 20, 2021
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  15. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I love google. You can type in anything and it’s there! Looking for memes about sexy chickens? No problem!
     
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    1. FuntimeFla
      I gotta ask , why were you looking for sexy chickens? Did Foghorn Leghorn come up on your list?
       
      FuntimeFla, Jul 20, 2021
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    2. Cherrypop
      Doesn’t everyone Google sexy chickens? ;)

      Haha that made me laugh
       
      Cherrypop, Jul 20, 2021
    3. FuntimeFla
      So is Foghorn Leghorn a sexy Rooster to you? Just askin !
       
      FuntimeFla, Jul 21, 2021
  16. Kevistation

    Kevistation Porn Star

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    Just dont Google Google. You can break the internet.
     
    1. Cherrypop
      Now I have to do it lol
       
      Cherrypop, Jul 20, 2021
    2. Cherrypop
      Damn. Nothing happened. I was hoping for an alarm or something and people running in the streets lol
       
      Cherrypop, Jul 20, 2021
    3. Cherrypop
      I once had to Google “chocolate dick” and it was there!

      @Valspar made me do it
       
      Cherrypop, Jul 20, 2021
  17. Kevistation

    Kevistation Porn Star

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    NOOOOOOOOOO!
     
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  18. Kevistation

    Kevistation Porn Star

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    Wait for it.....
     
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    1. Cherrypop
      Nothing happened!! Haha
       
      Cherrypop, Jul 20, 2021
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    2. hornybigguy68
       
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    3. Cherrypop
      Hahaha!!!! Love it!!
       
      Cherrypop, Jul 20, 2021
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  19. FuntimeFla

    FuntimeFla Porn Star

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    These Olympic Oreo's make you shit very Dark brown ! No Red , White and Blue after you eat them !
     
  20. FuntimeFla

    FuntimeFla Porn Star

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    My own answer to that would likely get me banned !