has anyone managed to get thier dick biger and if you did how did you do it and in what way did you do it

 

Fuck a giant named Richard?

 

I've heard that stroking them helps them to grow....

 

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I accidently slammed my finger in the car door once. My finger swelled up so big, I'm thinking you could try that with your dick.

 

You know I really think he should.

 

Here is how to permanently increase the size of your penis.

1. Procure a vacuum cleaner.

2. take the vacuum hose and place your penis inside the hose.

3. Turn on the vacuum.

4. Enjoy the ride.

5. Clean up.

6. ???

7. Profit!!!

 

well i Richard just fucks myself and it gets bigger. Then is gets smaller

 

Haha.. some guy in Michigan tried this with the vacuum at the car wash at like 6 in the morning.. an officer walked over after a neighbor called in "suspicious activity" and caught his ass. They put him in jail for "receiving sexual favors" from a vacuum hose XD

 

There's this one website I found about the horrors of masturbation. It was about men that became severely injured through various masturbatory activities.

Several had medical accounts of men whose penises had been "degloved", "decapitation of the glans", etc. Then there was this one guy who had a large trunk at the base of his bed. He placed a glass vase in between the chest and the lid, started fucking it, then he was cut to ribbons.

Humans are such sweet lovable morons!!!

Uhahahahahahaaa!!!!

 

loool

 

Ssing glass that is not completely solid is just retarded lmao.. so predictable.

 

Well at least the people who are stupid enough to do something such as cut their dick to ribbons take themselves out of the gene pool of humanity with their actions.

 

i dont think this is possible

 

i got a bigger boyfriend

 

Don't you receive millions of penis enhacement web site spam mails? Promising 3 inches growth in a couple weeks? A couple of friends and I did an experiment. We subscribed to 3 sites and used all the excercises for 6 months. Our wives/girlfriends all thought we were crazy but we were graduate syudents and figured whe the hell. On average we gained between 1/2 and 1 inch in length and about the same amount in girth (circumference) with the greatest change occuring after 6 - 8 weeks.. We didn't use any of the vitamin products but they seem pretty lame. Our women didn't notice any difference in our sexual performance or their pleasure. I will say the pc excercises (Kegels) did enhance the strength of orgasms though. So some increase is possible but don't expect too much.

 

Bycicle pump in the eye of your dick, give it a few pumps and Bobs yer uncle. Just don't overdo it, it could have dire consequences!

 

It takes suction

From what I have heard and read, suction on the penis or clit will help in making it larger. Personally I have been trying the clit suction, but it feels so good I don't last long enough. HAhA. but I know there are things for guys to use and if they use it on a regular schedule it is supposed to add inches...I guess I will have to start thinking about it as "working out".

 

this should make most feel better

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You can stretch the sock out, but it won't make the foot bigger.